Len Crug, LLC
I am Professor Len Crug, Ab, Rh+ and welcome to my webpage. This space is devoted to finding that fine line between fact and fiction and rendering it indistinguishable. Where the words “Copy Editor” becomes a four-letter word. Where mistakes in spelling, grammar, and composition are written off as “Literary License”.
By the way, feel free to contact me at len@lencrug.com, (but only after you have made a purchase) and let me know what you think of my work. Additionally, I am looking for suggestions for topics in my upcoming second edition of Confessions of a Pre-tenured Professor. Rest assured though, if I do use your suggestion, I will not attribute it, nor pay you for your work! Chances are there are hundreds of you out there with the same ideas and anyway, I have likely already thought of them. So, enjoy the book and buy some merch.
Humor in Every Page
Books & Merchandise
Len Crug, LLC offers a unique blend of literary and merchandise offerings that capture the essence of college life through a satirical lens. Our products are designed to entertain and enlighten, providing readers with a humorous take on the experiences and challenges of university culture. Each creation is crafted with wit and insight, inviting audiences to explore the lighter side of academia and embrace the laughter that comes with navigating the world of higher education.
Books & Merchandise
Dive into hilarious narratives of college escapades.
Comedic Chronicles of College Days
Book Reviews
Don’t Just take my word for it
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Barack Obama Sez!
Are you kidding me! I couldn’t get President Obama to read my book if I chained him to a wall and held his eyelids open with tooth picks.
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Dolly Crug (Len’s younger sister) Sez!
“This is the type of low brow bathroom humor and misogynistic ramblings I’ve come to expect from Lenny. It’s a piece of crap! Though, the chapter on Passing Gas in Class is pretty funny.”
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Jean Crug (Len’s mother) Sez!
“There, there Leonard, I’m sure you will write a better book next time.”
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Grandpa Crug Sez!
“My name comes up throughout the book. If Leonard doesn’t give me 10% of the gross, I’ll sue his ass!”
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Barbara Crug (Len’s older sister) Sez!
“Lenny used to be such a good boy, I don’t what has come over him.”
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Len Crug (the author) Sez!
“This is absolutely the wittiest, yet insightful book I’ve ever written (of course, it is the only book I’ve written). It is filled with dozens of hysterical observations on college life and is a must read for students, parents, professors, and administrators.”
Let’s Connect
Professor Crug welcomes you to reach out to him with any inquiries, feedback, or new story lines.
Email: len@lencrug.com